you're desperately asking if you sounded desperate

horribly lazy. work's gonna be this big drag, i hope the person i see tmr is not who i think it is? i should bring a penknife with me in case i have to slit my wrists. but wait, surely the kitchen has bigger, sharper knives. plus i'll be working for 5 days in a row. nice.

caught the ugly truth twice over the week. it's surprising how i can still manage to laugh the second time. katherine heigl's really funny and hot but at times she looks a little weird. i wanna catch f1 rocks to see beyonce and gwen stefani and listen to i gotta feeling live. i wanna see lindsay lohan in person because its just hard to think that she's in the same country and breathing in the same air as me. that is after seeing all her pictures on ontd. i wanna go to fuel party and hear will.i.am and samantha ronson. and its all fulllllllllllllllllllllllllll! sigh my life sucks.

on a hopeful note ting says she'll give me 500 bucks if she wins 1 million in toto. but she will run away if she wins 9 million. that's a really nice friend i've got there.

anyway everyone's talking about fmylife.com recently. im kinda hooked on it. i dont know, maybe it's a sadistically good feeling to know there are ridiculous things out there happening across the globe everyday so i dont have to too sad about mine too? some are rather unbelievable too but you can never doubt the things that happen in real life. afterall, scenes in movies must have been inspired from somewhere too?

" Today, I got a phone call for a interview at Target at 4:30 pm. I got super excited, so I got dressed up and headed over there. I tell the manager that I am there for my interview. He doesn't know what I'm talking about. My friends had prank called me. FML "

" Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML "